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Haarakkon - May 11, 2014 3:06am, #254738

I can't believe I missed this one. Flawless.

Haarakkon - Apr 21, 2014 8:59pm, #254430

I actually went and saw it. I didn't think it was bad at all, but one had to remain aware for most of it that it was a "Hollywoodization" of the familiar story.

Haarakkon - Apr 17, 2014 2:46am, #254348

That should be Thanks to Rerun and Space...

Haarakkon - Apr 17, 2014 2:45am, #254347

I was trying to remember my password, since it was on a dead computer. The to Rerun and Space I can log in now, at least. Well, between that and the prison sentence... (jk)

Haarakkon - Apr 16, 2014 11:47pm, #254345

Ah, but nothing near what it used to be...

Haarakkon - Dec 20, 2012 1:34pm, #241695

In your pocket? Or a roomful of vinyl albums in a zippo sized case? No. And this generation couldn't plow a field with horses, either. That's why I think it's apples and hockey pucks.

Haarakkon - Dec 20, 2012 1:31pm, #241694

I believe that to be true of every generation, actually. I also think there's a tendency to degrade the accomplishments every generation makes. Did the greatest generation go to Mars? Make a device that allows you to carry a chunk of the National Library

Haarakkon - Oct 18, 2012 10:21am, #240044

Thanks, guys.

Haarakkon - Oct 17, 2012 4:33am, #240005

Wow! You've still got it, Airman. Indeed, I think you've never lost it.

Haarakkon - Oct 12, 2012 2:25am, #239905

I've been floating in and out a bit. Thx, Rerun.

Haarakkon - Aug 7, 2012 4:02pm, #238174

Top notch.

Haarakkon - Aug 1, 2012 3:34am, #237939

With the first post, that is. Juries still out on the second post.

Haarakkon - Aug 1, 2012 3:33am, #237938

I concur, Rerun.

Haarakkon - Jul 29, 2012 7:04pm, #237871

Thanks, RL. It's nice to be touching base with everyone.

Haarakkon - Jul 29, 2012 4:35pm, #237853

Oh, dear lord. That's the most motivational demotivational poster I've seen in a while! Excellent.

Haarakkon - Jul 29, 2012 1:18pm, #237850

I agree. I also don't mean to impugn that generation, they did what needed to be done. I believe ours and any others would, too, though. It's an eternal b****, that of "kids these days", but I think the gap now is larger than it's ever been.

Haarakkon - Jul 29, 2012 8:15am, #237838

I prolly f'd it up, but I tried a second time.

Haarakkon - Jul 29, 2012 3:31am, #237834

No, Apostrophe works. Are the forums working? Ironic, I just sent a message to you asking you about all that! Wow!

Haarakkon - Jul 29, 2012 12:36am, #237824


Haarakkon - Jul 29, 2012 12:34am, #237823

Haha, nah, a working fire.

Haarakkon - Jul 29, 2012 12:33am, #237822

Grass fire up Wilson b***e way. I can imagine it's pretty bad up your way, too. That's the worst part of all of this, is going down right at the start of the busy-ness.

Haarakkon - Jul 28, 2012 12:36pm, #237789

Well, at a fire. Not at the "real" job.

Haarakkon - Jul 28, 2012 8:34am, #237782

Good to see ya and see yer still kicking.

Haarakkon - Jul 28, 2012 8:33am, #237781

Sittin' on my duff waiting to get back at this business of Life. Broke my leg.

Haarakkon - Jul 28, 2012 7:50am, #237774

That would require an open mind and an ability to look past party rhetoric, Mooo.

Haarakkon - Jul 28, 2012 7:46am, #237773

Friggin' once again I find myself laughing aloud. Nicely done, Air!

Haarakkon - Jul 28, 2012 7:42am, #237770

Sure it's long, but it's well crafted and a beautiful cautionary tale. Would that more were this well-thought out. 5L.

Haarakkon - Jul 28, 2012 7:40am, #237768

Bone? How you doin?

Haarakkon - Jul 28, 2012 7:40am, #237767

Bone? How you doin?

Haarakkon - Jul 28, 2012 12:41am, #237762

I'm no legend, though I'll take the fifth on the kitten thing, ya encephalopathic bovine. You're not a moderator?

Haarakkon - Jul 27, 2012 8:42pm, #237740

Thanks, guys. I've missed everyone. Lotsa changes here, too!

Haarakkon - Jun 29, 2011 8:11am, #220726

Let us also remember that in ancient times and particularly in northern climates, it was a seasonal endeavor. Men (and women, too) couldn't be fighting when there were crops to be harvested for the long winter months.

Haarakkon - Jun 29, 2011 8:05am, #220725

I should guess this, too, would be relative. While, say, Blackfeet and Nez Perce may have fought isolated skirmishes, they didn't engage in the widespread coordinated attacks that would characterize modern concepts of "war".

Haarakkon - Jun 1, 2011 9:08pm, #219461

A very "special brew".

Haarakkon - May 30, 2011 3:17am, #219352

Thanks, guys. I'm still having a hard time with this. He was just a great kid.

Haarakkon - May 26, 2011 2:41pm, #219198

Wow! How eternally true.

Haarakkon - May 25, 2011 1:40am, #219072

When I found out he wrote for the Flying Circus and actually made 2 appearances on the show, he was instantly deified (in this household, anyway).

Haarakkon - May 23, 2011 4:21pm, #218956

NEVER work with skunks or porcupines.

Haarakkon - May 21, 2011 11:18pm, #218879

By all means, if it suits your purposes, feel free! I'm honored, reepks.

Haarakkon - Mar 9, 2011 8:20pm, #213904

Love at first sight.

Haarakkon - Mar 7, 2011 12:14pm, #213732


Haarakkon - Dec 22, 2010 10:37pm, #208046

High is relative. Should have gone with "over-the-line" poke check, anyway.

Haarakkon - Dec 12, 2010 5:46pm, #206530

Hahaha! Thanks. Yeah, RL there are a bunch of duds in the basement, believe me.

Haarakkon - Dec 11, 2010 9:51pm, #206393

C'est magnifique.

Haarakkon - Dec 6, 2010 10:58pm, #205886

Darnit. Switching web browsers like they're underwear (that is to say, about once a month) - didn't even notice the Anonymous log in. Thanks, though, RL.

Haarakkon - Dec 6, 2010 6:59am, #205707

Ha! THAT explains why I couldn't take these 2 back off the queue last night.

Haarakkon - Nov 29, 2010 11:51pm, #204765


Haarakkon - Nov 18, 2010 12:27am, #202942

Don't do it. That feeling won't be reciprocated.

Haarakkon - Nov 16, 2010 11:19pm, #202874

8 bit Super Guevara Bros!

Haarakkon - Nov 9, 2010 8:49am, #202022

No, I know it's not. No disrespect intended, Ham, I was only making a reference to that icon.

Haarakkon - Nov 9, 2010 8:28am, #202018

Hitman Monkey!

Haarakkon - Sep 30, 2010 2:40am, #196116

Unfortunately, the exercise would ultimately bog down along the lines of the Moral Majority vs. the agnostic masses, and thence along party and platform lines, making it a Politifake-type discussion.

Haarakkon - Sep 30, 2010 2:34am, #196113


Haarakkon - Sep 30, 2010 2:17am, #196101

LOL! I swear if I hung out here more often than I do I'd be liable to get a swollen head.

Haarakkon - Sep 30, 2010 2:10am, #196098

I don't know nor does it matter who approved it, BTW.

Haarakkon - Sep 30, 2010 2:10am, #196097

Not pointing fingers or intending to irritate any of the mods, but the safest bet is probably to nuke the d*** thing before it starts.

Haarakkon - Sep 30, 2010 2:07am, #196095


Haarakkon - Sep 30, 2010 2:06am, #196094

Dammit, Aggy! Yer solar powered calculator is outta sunlight again. 1+5/2=3.

Haarakkon - Sep 29, 2010 2:49pm, #196022

Better odds.

Haarakkon - Sep 29, 2010 2:15pm, #196015

Lol! I'm not that picky.

Haarakkon - Sep 29, 2010 1:20pm, #196010

Just stop.

Haarakkon - Sep 27, 2010 5:12pm, #195745

Any crash you walk away from is just good learning experience.

Haarakkon - Sep 25, 2010 11:43pm, #195580

Forever's gonna start tonight.

Haarakkon - Sep 13, 2010 5:22pm, #193597

This has nothing to do with joules, mass, antimatter or even Einstein. E=mc2 is an equation that is commonly (note: not necessarily correctly) and vaguely a**ociated with the speed of light and space travel. That's all.

Haarakkon - Aug 23, 2010 2:56am, #190492


Haarakkon - Aug 8, 2010 7:43pm, #188277

Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that sh** for 2 nights.

Haarakkon - Aug 7, 2010 2:07am, #188129

An honest to goodness LOL!

Haarakkon - Aug 6, 2010 6:07pm, #188021

Sadly all too true. Unless LD backdoors you into it in one of his posters.

Haarakkon - Jul 28, 2010 2:32pm, #186809

Thanks. THIS is what happens when I go to town and find out Duracell sells a "wireless charger" for a hundred bucks, and I can't even find a good old-fashioned regular d*** universal adapter for 20. Sigh.

Haarakkon - Jul 21, 2010 11:28pm, #185803

A-hah! Hahaha!

Haarakkon - Jul 21, 2010 11:01am, #185719

Yeah, now. Not when this poster was created, though.

Haarakkon - Jul 20, 2010 3:44pm, #185600

Just right.

Haarakkon - Jul 18, 2010 5:22pm, #185284

Someone noticed SE Washington state's geography looked a lot like p***bear. Having been there, I'd have to agree that p***bear likely resides not in hell, but in SE WA. Just punning around with it.

Haarakkon - Jul 9, 2010 8:30pm, #183853


Haarakkon - Jul 9, 2010 2:15am, #183775

www.ronyasoft.com/products/proposter/ You can use it to print out every Motifake in a motivational poster size.

Haarakkon - Jul 9, 2010 2:09am, #183774

Just another tribute-tribute (along with #71454) to poster-poster #11501.

Haarakkon - Jul 8, 2010 3:50am, #183686

SD has risen!

Haarakkon - Jul 7, 2010 7:03pm, #183646

Don't be overthinkin' it, my kiwi friend.

Haarakkon - Jul 7, 2010 2:26pm, #183598

Huh? Where was I? Oh, yeah. it cost us $15.57 to play one game - after adjusting for inflation. But you know what? Without us, there would have been no Pac Man, no Mario, no Halo. Yer welcome.

Haarakkon - Jul 7, 2010 2:24pm, #183597

At 1 lion per hour this is worth 5.

Haarakkon - Jul 7, 2010 2:22pm, #183596

When we were kids, we had 2 directions. Up or Down. No b***ons (b***ons weren't invented until the '80s). 1 knob. And we were happy with that. We made do.

Haarakkon - Jul 6, 2010 8:24pm, #183491

I'd be guessing that'd be Jeff Norton.

Haarakkon - Jul 6, 2010 2:16pm, #183447

5 penalty lions for a major. They don't make 'em like Probert anymore.

Haarakkon - Jul 5, 2010 10:14pm, #183398

In your case, TOC, it's not so much a gender issue, though.

Haarakkon - Jul 5, 2010 6:26pm, #183389

I'm with Google and Websense. This image isn't even safe for home, much less work. "Daddy, what's a reverse cowgirl"?

Haarakkon - Jul 5, 2010 3:38pm, #183378

The MHP moved out of our Office in January, but we shared that facility for 14 years (Great Falls). It's a sweet anecdote, though.

Haarakkon - Jul 4, 2010 5:07pm, #183247

Mathematically speaking, 2.5 seconds would mean one is half a man, so the other half logically... Yes. Yes, that would work.

Haarakkon - Jul 4, 2010 1:45am, #183193

Way under rated.

Haarakkon - Jul 4, 2010 1:31am, #183192

Dark. Poignant. 5.

Haarakkon - Jul 4, 2010 1:30am, #183191

Darn it! I voted a "4" by accident. This had me laughing when I voted. Amsome!

Haarakkon - Jul 4, 2010 1:28am, #183190

If only women would tell their bre***s to stop staring at my eyes.

Haarakkon - Jul 4, 2010 12:12am, #183188

Thanks, TTH. Yikes. It's okay, though. The Moti circle of life. Maybe if I ph**oshopped bre***s on the bear... ;-)

Haarakkon - Jul 3, 2010 11:55pm, #183186

Lol - 10 straight "5"s, then a "1". That's okay, a day in the sun was enough.

Haarakkon - Jul 3, 2010 10:49pm, #183185

Quite an interesting article on the Cagots. The Amy Winehouse Disease reference tends to raise some credibility issues, though. I'd not dispute the Progeria diagnosis, necessarily, just sayin'.

Haarakkon - Jul 3, 2010 9:53pm, #183182

"Amy Winehouse Disease"? Check that link.

Haarakkon - Jul 3, 2010 5:47pm, #183160

We gotta stop him before he crosses the AZ border.

Haarakkon - Jul 3, 2010 5:40pm, #183157

It's a thankless and (it seems to me) fairly unrewarding job. Obviously not everyone feels the same way about the moderators. That's okay! I'm simply saying "Thank You". Keep up your good work.

Haarakkon - Jul 3, 2010 3:56am, #183068

I'm with you, TTH. This new age newly civilized ecolove fest is a little out of hand. Animals are for eating and wearing.

Haarakkon - Jul 2, 2010 5:52pm, #183018

Tweren't I, but it IS part of the ride.

Haarakkon - Jul 2, 2010 3:57pm, #183007

Airman, this pic is EPIC! 5 lions, one for every inch of their shorts.