WTFO - user 2018-02-21T03:49:30-05:00 Good Advice - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:169347 2013-10-21T01:16:28-04:00 2013-10-21T01:16:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> NATURAL SELECTION - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:168409 2013-09-06T17:47:38-04:00 2013-09-06T17:47:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> ZEALOTS - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:167201 2013-07-11T01:50:39-04:00 2013-07-11T01:50:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> ENTERTAINMENT - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:166284 2013-06-05T01:49:07-04:00 2013-06-05T01:49:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> FATHERSON TALK - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:166283 2013-06-05T01:39:36-04:00 2013-06-05T01:39:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> PHYSICS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:166282 2013-06-05T01:35:32-04:00 2013-06-05T01:35:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> DELIVERY - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:165593 2013-05-06T23:26:43-04:00 2013-05-06T23:26:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> ANSWERS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:163963 2013-02-27T23:52:10-05:00 2013-02-27T23:52:10-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You wont find them at the bottom of that bottle.<br>You better go get another one. PERFECT RELATIONSHIP - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:163494 2013-02-12T00:25:38-05:00 2013-02-12T00:25:38-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I need a woman who loves me for my money<br>and who is bad at math. INTIMACY - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:160822 2012-11-18T21:30:50-05:00 2012-11-18T21:30:50-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its a fine line between cuddling and<br>holding someone down so they cant get away. FALLEN HEROES - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:159053 2012-09-16T01:47:34-04:00 2012-09-16T01:47:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died.<br>Rather we should thank God that such men lived.<br> General George S. Patton Jr. INTRODUCTIONS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:158299 2012-08-27T00:18:42-04:00 2012-08-27T00:18:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Hey baby are your parents retarded<br>Because you sure are special. MARRIAGE - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:157902 2012-08-13T01:25:55-04:00 2012-08-13T01:25:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its like a deck of cards.<br>In the beginning all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond.<br>By the end you wish for a Club and a Spade. GETTING OLD - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:157668 2012-08-05T01:22:23-04:00 2012-08-05T01:22:23-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I remember the words to every song from the 80s<br>but I forgot why I came into this room. CONTROL - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:157623 2012-08-03T01:23:58-04:00 2012-08-03T01:23:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You cant always control who walks into your life...<br>but you can control which window you throw them out of. LIFE LESSON 47 - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:157622 2012-08-03T01:18:23-04:00 2012-08-03T01:18:23-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Never trust a fart. RELATIONSHIPS - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:148783 2012-02-10T01:45:31-05:00 2012-02-10T01:45:31-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Love may be blind but<br>marriage is a real eyeopener PSYCHICS - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:148189 2012-02-02T23:47:58-05:00 2012-02-02T23:47:58-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Why dont you ever hear of one<br>winning the lottery RATIONALIZATION - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:148188 2012-02-02T23:43:24-05:00 2012-02-02T23:43:24-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I am nobody.<br>Nobody is perfect.<br>Therefore Im perfect. PROVERB - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:148187 2012-02-02T23:40:18-05:00 2012-02-02T23:40:18-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Those who live by the sword<br>get shot by those who dont. BASEBALL - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:142830 2011-10-22T03:03:06-04:00 2011-10-22T03:03:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The sport that brings us the phrases sliding into home foul ball<br>sacrifice fly and the 7th inning stretch MARRIAGE BANKS - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:142829 2011-10-22T02:59:10-04:00 2011-10-22T02:59:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They both carry penalties for<br>early withdrawal and<br>depositing in another account. PROTECT SERVE - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:142344 2011-10-09T01:58:41-04:00 2011-10-09T01:58:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The last thing I want to do is hurt you.<br>But its still on the list. JEHOVAH WITNESS - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:142015 2011-09-30T02:09:46-04:00 2011-09-30T02:09:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>God loves you<br>I hope he loves you too<br>cause youre about to meet him HELPING OTHERS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:139932 2011-08-14T01:40:07-04:00 2011-08-14T01:40:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If its true that we are here to help others<br>then what exactly are the others here for PUBLIC EDUCATION - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:139931 2011-08-14T01:38:13-04:00 2011-08-14T01:38:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The more you learn the more you know<br>the more you know the more you forget the more you forget the less you know<br>So.. why learn BAD DECISIONS - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:136172 2011-06-08T00:05:48-04:00 2011-06-08T00:05:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Make good stories. REFLEXES - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:136171 2011-06-08T00:00:41-04:00 2011-06-08T00:00:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yesterday I instinctively swerved to miss a banana peel in the road<br>Damn Mario Kart. NECESSITY - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:136170 2011-06-07T23:51:41-04:00 2011-06-07T23:51:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br><br>Someone needs to invent a sarcasm font PAIN TOLERANCE - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:135752 2011-06-01T01:07:32-04:00 2011-06-01T01:07:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>After cutting off a finger with a bandsaw a man will pack it in ice and<br>drive himself to the hospital. But if he gets a paper cut hell act like a<br>preschooler who pissed himself on the playground. 2011 MEMORIAL DAY - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:135627 2011-05-30T00:19:43-04:00 2011-05-30T00:19:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>To those who have served before me those who serve with me and<br>those who will serve after me thank you.<br>You truly are the best of America. QUESTION - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:134539 2011-05-10T00:29:22-04:00 2011-05-10T00:29:22-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>How many men does it take to open a beer bottle<br>Zero.<br>It should be open when she brings it. EGOMANIACS - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:133902 2011-04-29T00:57:00-04:00 2011-04-29T00:57:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Their only redeeming quality is that<br>they dont talk about other people. GREEN ENERGY - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:133571 2011-04-22T20:52:44-04:00 2011-04-22T20:52:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Great It only takes a 2 x 4 solar panel to power a single light bulb.<br>So to provide energy to just New York city all we have to do is get enough<br>solar panels to cover all of Canada DISNEYLAND CHINA - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:132754 2011-04-09T00:12:21-04:00 2011-04-09T00:12:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Built by children<br>for children. MY MIND - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:132333 2011-04-03T23:56:14-04:00 2011-04-03T23:56:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its like a steel trap...<br>rusty and illegal in 37 states. REPUTATION - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:131896 2011-03-28T01:22:26-04:00 2011-03-28T01:22:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A man has three names the one he inherits the one his parents give him<br>and the one he makes for himself. INHERITANCE - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:131550 2011-03-22T23:27:50-04:00 2011-03-22T23:27:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Thank you so much for always being there for me Grandpa.<br>Even now youre here to help when Ive got bills to pay. LAID OFF - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:131090 2011-03-17T01:04:59-04:00 2011-03-17T01:04:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Son I dont know how were going to get along without you...<br>but starting Monday were going to try. ARROGANCE - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:130354 2011-03-08T18:05:19-05:00 2011-03-08T18:05:19-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A strange disease that makes everybody sick<br>except for the person actually afflicted with it. EQUALITY - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:130157 2011-03-06T23:23:16-05:00 2011-03-06T23:23:16-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Ugly girls are just like men.<br>They have to work for a living. ALCOHOL - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:129184 2011-02-22T00:04:07-05:00 2011-02-22T00:04:07-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It has to ability to preserve many things.<br>Your dignity and virginity are not among them. IMPORTANCE - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:128648 2011-02-16T00:26:33-05:00 2011-02-16T00:26:33-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Whatever you do will be insignificant but it is very important that you do it.<br>Especially if we can watch it on YouTube. TRUE LOVE - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:128590 2011-02-15T01:02:59-05:00 2011-02-15T01:02:59-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I was so fortunate that I finally found Miss Right.<br>Unfortunately her first name ended up being Always. MARRIAGE - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:128045 2011-02-07T00:03:05-05:00 2011-02-07T00:03:05-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I dont mind being whipped<br>as long as she handcuffs me first. NORAD - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:127897 2011-02-04T20:57:48-05:00 2011-02-04T20:57:48-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Brave Americans and Canadians serving to defend North America since 1958. ANGRY MIDGET - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:127766 2011-02-02T23:44:48-05:00 2011-02-02T23:44:48-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Lets face it theyre all angry.<br>You would be too if you lived at ass level. MATURE DIALOGUE - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:82837 2009-12-22T22:30:38-05:00 2009-12-22T22:30:38-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its windy.<br>No its Thursday.<br>Me to. Lets go get a beer. LIFE - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:80357 2009-12-03T20:10:56-05:00 2009-12-03T20:10:56-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Some days youre the dog.<br>Other days youre the fire hydrant. CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:80122 2009-12-02T00:28:09-05:00 2009-12-02T00:28:09-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Only the Mainstream Media extreme left and the scarecrow still support this scam.<br>Sadly they all suffer from the same condition. HMMMM... - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:79715 2009-11-27T23:20:54-05:00 2009-11-27T23:20:54-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I think he might at least do the speed limit.<br>Whatcha say Grandma Its the vertical pedal on the right.<br>Step on it SAVE THE PLANET - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:79629 2009-11-27T01:19:43-05:00 2009-11-27T01:19:43-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We must act now Those evil conservatives are<br>killing Mother Earth and polluting the world...wait...ummm...never mind. HOAX - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:79470 2009-11-25T20:47:43-05:00 2009-11-25T20:47:43-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yet another one the media are falling over themselves to report. CANADA - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:79468 2009-11-25T19:59:46-05:00 2009-11-25T19:59:46-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it.<br>And you can well imagine what its doing in the Maritimes.<br>Tommy Douglas A.D.H.L.A.S - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:79375 2009-11-25T01:10:51-05:00 2009-11-25T01:10:51-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Attention Deficit...Hey Look A Squirrel TYPICAL - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:79367 2009-11-24T23:29:20-05:00 2009-11-24T23:29:20-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You only love me for my huge breasts PROCRASTINATION - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:79363 2009-11-24T22:47:35-05:00 2009-11-24T22:47:35-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard<br>just keep putting off doing it.<br>Olin Miller CYNICS - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:79361 2009-11-24T22:39:18-05:00 2009-11-24T22:39:18-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>People who smell the sweet scent of flowers<br>and look for the coffin. FINALLY - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:78217 2009-11-15T23:26:51-05:00 2009-11-15T23:26:51-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Fifteen years of gymnastics but at long last I can<br>muck mu owmph mumph GOVERNMENT - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:77901 2009-11-12T23:59:17-05:00 2009-11-12T23:59:17-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> like a baby An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end<br>and no sense of responsibility at the other.<br>Ronald Reagan THE TROUBLE - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:77899 2009-11-12T23:44:54-05:00 2009-11-12T23:44:54-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>...with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant.<br>Its just that they know so much that isnt so.<br>Ronald Reagan GLOBAL WARMING PROTESTS - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:77890 2009-11-12T22:59:38-05:00 2009-11-12T22:59:38-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>What The Earths been cooling for 10 years And theres a blizzard out there<br>Were still marching I already got the permits BZZZZZT - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:77707 2009-11-11T19:12:05-05:00 2009-11-11T19:12:05-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Ooo sorry Mr. President. Out of time.<br>The question was What you do with your Generals Aug 31 troop support request. RECYCLED BATHROOM TISSUE - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:77579 2009-11-10T23:23:19-05:00 2009-11-10T23:23:19-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Im all for conservation but I draw the<br>line at being the second guy to use my toilet paper. OBAMA ZOMBIES - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:76777 2009-11-04T23:04:45-05:00 2009-11-04T23:04:45-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Similar to regular zombies only they<br>dont care about brains. TWO FACE - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:75856 2009-10-29T00:46:00-04:00 2009-10-29T00:46:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Heads I destroy Gotham city tails I destroy the whole country<br>...Tails. MOTIFAKE ZOMBIE - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:75845 2009-10-28T22:48:23-04:00 2009-10-28T22:48:23-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Resurrected from the land of the dead twice.<br>Roaming fake motivational posters in search of<br>BRAAIINS ROUGH BREAK UPS - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:74110 2009-10-14T23:56:41-04:00 2009-10-14T23:56:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>After a cannibal eats his girlfriend<br>he dumps her within the next 24 hours. THE WHEELS ON THE BUS - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:72166 2009-09-28T01:32:33-04:00 2009-09-28T01:32:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Go round and round...The allies under the bus go crunch crunch crunch<br>crunch crunch crunch...all through the town. BACK IN BLACK - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:72159 2009-09-28T01:18:58-04:00 2009-09-28T01:18:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>...Forget the hearse cause I never die I got nine lives Cats eyes<br>Abusin every one of them and running wild THE DUKE - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:71881 2009-09-25T01:40:32-04:00 2009-09-25T01:40:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Would be pissed at all this political correctness BS. KOOL AID GUZZLERS - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:71795 2009-09-24T00:41:36-04:00 2009-09-24T00:41:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>To be ignorant of ones ignorance is<br>the malady of the ignorant. Amos Bronson Alcott TAX AND SPENDERS - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:71794 2009-09-24T00:34:26-04:00 2009-09-24T00:34:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We hang the petty thieves and appoint<br>the great ones to public office Aesop OBAMACARE - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:71431 2009-09-20T23:15:07-04:00 2009-09-20T23:15:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Bend over and cough. ITS THE ECONOMY STUPID - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:69456 2009-09-02T01:29:01-04:00 2009-09-02T01:29:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The battle cry of Democrats during Clintons successful 92 Presidential campaign.<br>Its more appropriate now than it was back then. HORRIBLE POLICIES - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:69448 2009-09-02T00:30:08-04:00 2009-09-02T00:30:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Since they cant be defended with logic<br>its easier to ridicule and demonize the opposition. VOTER INTIMIDATION - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:69048 2009-08-28T23:52:40-04:00 2009-08-28T23:52:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If these men with the clubs threatening Philly voters were KKK instead of<br>New Black Panthers you think Eric Holder would have dropped the case<br>Lady justice is no longer blind YEP - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:69047 2009-08-28T23:46:20-04:00 2009-08-28T23:46:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>That sums it up perfectly. CLEVER MARKETING - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:69046 2009-08-28T23:44:20-04:00 2009-08-28T23:44:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Be sure you grab their attention and make slogans memorable.<br>Yep that should do it. GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:68971 2009-08-28T02:12:29-04:00 2009-08-28T02:12:29-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>See how simple the ObamaCare will be Itll be cost effective too.<br>It wont delay your care or get between you and your doctor.<br>Trust us we never lie. SOCIAL ENGINEERING IS WHY - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:68493 2009-08-24T00:56:29-04:00 2009-08-24T00:56:29-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If we have a program...of universal health care that will disproportionately affect<br>people of color because theyre disproportionately uninsured<br>Barack Obama HOPE AND CHANGE - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:68492 2009-08-24T00:44:01-04:00 2009-08-24T00:44:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Our major obligation is not to mistake slogans for solutions.<br> Edward R. Morrow<br>Oops Too late. FUNNY MOUNTIES - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:68451 2009-08-23T17:29:11-04:00 2009-08-23T17:29:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Here here You oughtnt do a thing like that.<br>Its not the Canadian way.<br>Eh TRACK RECORD - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:68342 2009-08-22T00:48:36-04:00 2009-08-22T00:48:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A past performance often taken as an indicator of likely future performance<br>Keep the change OBAMAS TYRANNICAL RELIGION - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:67678 2009-08-16T18:30:29-04:00 2009-08-16T18:30:29-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good<br>of its victims may be the most oppressive.<br> C. S. Lewis MEDIA BIAS - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:67238 2009-08-11T23:34:31-04:00 2009-08-11T23:34:31-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>All have bias one way or another but<br>how thinskinned is a President that wont stop whining that 1 of the 6<br>is mean to him. Pathetic. REGRETS - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:66461 2009-08-06T00:24:09-04:00 2009-08-06T00:24:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Thats the last time I go out for drinks with your husband.<br> Welcome to my world. ITS A LITTLE INTIMIDATING - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:62839 2009-07-03T23:27:47-04:00 2009-07-03T23:27:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Speaking of 24 girls attending his daughters birthday at Camp David.<br>If tween girls are a little intimidating then should we be surprised hes scared<br>to confront N. Korea Iran or Russia SALMON DAY - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:62231 2009-06-29T00:01:58-04:00 2009-06-29T00:01:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream<br>only to get screwed and die in the end. REASONS - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:62229 2009-06-28T23:39:55-04:00 2009-06-28T23:39:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You should always have at least four to<br>support your positions. GUNS DONT MAKE YOU A KILLER - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:62116 2009-06-27T17:27:12-04:00 2009-06-27T17:27:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car but<br>no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. POOR HOUSING MARKET - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:62113 2009-06-27T17:15:00-04:00 2009-06-27T17:15:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Impossible<br>This house was bought just last November for 700 Million. NATIONAL SECURITY - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:61564 2009-06-23T01:55:07-04:00 2009-06-23T01:55:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>How the hell am I supposed to know what to do about Iran and North Korea<br>Im just a community organizer for Christs sake THE PEACEFUL ISLAMIC RELIGION - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:60601 2009-06-14T19:51:00-04:00 2009-06-14T19:51:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Fighting is obligatory for you much as you dislike it.<br>Surah 2216 THE COUNT - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:60526 2009-06-13T23:40:16-04:00 2009-06-13T23:40:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>1 Strike<br>3 Balls CINC - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:60312 2009-06-12T00:06:46-04:00 2009-06-12T00:06:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Carsalesman in Chief<br>Come on down to Crazy Obamas where our crooked deals<br>and our socialism are INSANE GENIUS ADVICE - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:59041 2009-06-01T01:45:11-04:00 2009-06-01T01:45:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Youve got to lick it<br>before you stick it. NATIONAL SECURITY THROWDOWN - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:59031 2009-06-01T00:34:54-04:00 2009-06-01T00:34:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its a classic battle between naive idealism and blind hope and<br>years of govt service and national security experience.<br>My money is on the old guy. LAND OF ENTITLEMENT - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:58752 2009-05-30T00:40:57-04:00 2009-05-30T00:40:57-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Say goodbye to Big Brother cause now<br>the governments your Mother I DONT FAIL - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:57420 2009-05-17T23:07:02-04:00 2009-05-17T23:07:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br><br>I succeed in finding what does not work MY POLITICAL SOAP BOX - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:56722 2009-05-11T01:45:44-04:00 2009-05-11T01:45:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Freedom of Speech is the law of the land<br>Selfappointed funny police can go back to the mall. BDOLOTIC - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:56721 2009-05-11T01:32:07-04:00 2009-05-11T01:32:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>DOLL uh tik Prone to farting<br>For Gods sake would you please light a match TELEPROMPTER ADDICTION - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:56720 2009-05-11T01:28:06-04:00 2009-05-11T01:28:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Mr. President its time for an intervention.<br>Well start slow...itll be okay.<br>Now just say one sentence without reading it. IDEOLOGY - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:56114 2009-05-06T04:26:27-04:00 2009-05-06T04:26:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>He that lives upon hope will die fasting.<br>Benjamin Franklin RACIST REDNECK - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:55504 2009-05-01T00:28:36-04:00 2009-05-01T00:28:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>That is what my liberal attack dogs will call you<br>if you dont support EVERYTHING I do no matter how much it destroys the USA.<br>RaceCard Whats in your wallet IF YOU SMELL - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:55501 2009-05-01T00:22:02-04:00 2009-05-01T00:22:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>What Barack<br>is cooking. BARATHRUM - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:55375 2009-04-30T01:47:43-04:00 2009-04-30T01:47:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>An insatiable glutton<br>Politicians appetite for our tax dollars<br>3.55T budget 787B stimulus 410B Omnibus ampamp so on SELECTIVE OUTRAGE - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:55374 2009-04-30T01:37:19-04:00 2009-04-30T01:37:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Absolute proof that the words spoken do not cause offensive<br>but who is speaking the words causes the offense.<br>Liberal hypocrisy at its finest. TOTUS - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:55372 2009-04-30T01:14:55-04:00 2009-04-30T01:14:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br><br>Teleprompter Of The United States SWINE FLU - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:55371 2009-04-30T01:13:04-04:00 2009-04-30T01:13:04-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>An epidemic sweeping across Washington D.C.<br>Symptoms uncontrollable pork spending complete disregard for voters<br>and a total lack of accountability POP - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:53602 2009-04-16T00:19:59-04:00 2009-04-16T00:19:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The sound of a man pulling his head out when he realized his campaign<br>claims of wiretaps being illegal were completely false.<br>I think someone owes President Bush an apology. ABYDOCOMIST - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:53349 2009-04-14T00:09:50-04:00 2009-04-14T00:09:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A liar who boasts of his falsehood<br>Story time is over sir. Stop telling people that<br>you told off President Bush. ABLUTOPHOBIC - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:53347 2009-04-14T00:03:40-04:00 2009-04-14T00:03:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Pathologically afraid of bathing<br>On the bright side<br>you did say you like dirty girls. SLEIGHT OF HAND - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:53084 2009-04-12T02:37:28-04:00 2009-04-12T02:37:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The use of skillful tricks and deceptions to produce baffling effects.<br>Like promising change and delivering socialism. FASCISM - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:53082 2009-04-12T02:19:25-04:00 2009-04-12T02:19:25-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A political movement that exalts nation above the individual and that stands<br>for a centralized autocratic govt headed by a dictatorial leader. Or<br>Change We Can Believe In SUBSERVIENT - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:52986 2009-04-11T01:27:49-04:00 2009-04-11T01:27:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>President Obama Broke protocol by bowing to foreign royalty.<br>Well if you wont allow drilling for oil in the US<br>then you might as well kiss an oil Kings butt. WHATS THAT ON THE HORIZON - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:51983 2009-04-05T01:32:02-04:00 2009-04-05T01:32:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Millions of taxpayers with torches pitchforks and tea bags<br>Good thing Ive got my Secret Service team.<br>Jim Bill Hey where did they go SILVER LINING - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:51888 2009-04-04T00:53:56-04:00 2009-04-04T00:53:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br><br>I just found mine WELCOME BACK CARTER - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:51887 2009-04-04T00:45:41-04:00 2009-04-04T00:45:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A third term of President Bush would be far better<br>than this second term of President Carter. HAPPYGOLUCKY - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:51201 2009-03-30T01:27:52-04:00 2009-03-30T01:27:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Im glad youre getting a good laugh Mr. President.<br>People are losing their retirement kids college money homes ampamp jobs.<br>But you go and have a good time sir. MARK MY WORDS - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:51059 2009-03-29T00:25:56-04:00 2009-03-29T00:25:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama...Watch<br>were gonna have an international crisis a generated crisis to test<br>the mettle of this guy. Joe Biden A MESSAGE TO D.C. - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:50944 2009-03-28T02:22:14-04:00 2009-03-28T02:22:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it and<br>stick your head out and yell IM AS MAD AS HELL<br>AND IM NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE PARANOIA - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:50941 2009-03-28T02:15:20-04:00 2009-03-28T02:15:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br><br>You only have to be right once to make it all worth it. TELEPROMPTER CRUTCH - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:50938 2009-03-28T01:50:35-04:00 2009-03-28T01:50:35-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Because its easier to read a message of Hope and Change<br>than to actually know your message. MONARCHY - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:50936 2009-03-28T01:43:27-04:00 2009-03-28T01:43:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Send strings and tags from tea bags to the White House.<br>Tell King Obama that we didnt accept this from<br>King George III and we wont accept it from him. HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:50935 2009-03-28T01:37:16-04:00 2009-03-28T01:37:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Just like we told England in 1773<br>its time to tell Washington D.C.<br>that weve had enough CALL TO ACTION - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:50933 2009-03-28T01:25:20-04:00 2009-03-28T01:25:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>1. Go to and find mailing addresses for your Congressmen.<br>2. Send them just the strings and tags of tea bags.<br>3. Tell them to stop wasting our tax dollars OPPORTUNISTIC - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:50645 2009-03-25T23:56:51-04:00 2009-03-25T23:56:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Never let a crisis go to waste Rahm Emanuel WH Chief of Staff<br>Theres the real plan. Dont try to fix problems just milk<br>them to pass every socialist policy you can. MMMMMM - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:50639 2009-03-25T23:24:58-04:00 2009-03-25T23:24:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Your perfume is driving me nuts Is it Commie Klein<br>No its RED Door. YES. YES YOU DID - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:49963 2009-03-21T00:52:27-04:00 2009-03-21T00:52:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I believe in the free market competition and entrepreneurship and think no small<br>number of government programs dont work as advertised. Barack Obama<br>Really Then explain your policies sir. POLITICS OF DISTRACTION - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:49656 2009-03-19T01:41:20-04:00 2009-03-19T01:41:20-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Look Rush is mean AIG is greedy I inherited this<br>Pay no attention to how bad Im screwing this up. OBAMAS VETTING PROCESS - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:49157 2009-03-16T01:49:19-04:00 2009-03-16T01:49:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Geithner Daschle Freeman Panetta Richardson<br>Atkinson Tierney Garvey Nazareth over a dozen lobbyists<br>and the list keeps growing. THE TRUTH REVEALED - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:48968 2009-03-14T19:55:28-04:00 2009-03-14T19:55:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> then this big dude with horns and a tail shows up at the party<br>and says You want to be President Barry<br>Just sign this contract. PONZI SCHEME - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:48951 2009-03-14T19:04:40-04:00 2009-03-14T19:04:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Taking money from one group of people and giving it to another<br>One man took 787B the other took 50B<br>One mans in the White House the other is in the Big House. HEY PRESIDENT KOOLAID - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:48880 2009-03-14T01:39:35-04:00 2009-03-14T01:39:35-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Every citizen in the USA is being tortured<br>by means of waterboarding with liberal Obamaid.<br>Pinko Commie Flavor PERSPECTIVE - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:48870 2009-03-14T00:07:42-04:00 2009-03-14T00:07:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Some see the glass as halfempty<br>some see the glass as halffull<br>I see the glass is too big. ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:48670 2009-03-13T01:35:49-04:00 2009-03-13T01:35:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We need earmark reform. And when Im president I will go line by line<br>to make sure were not spending money unwisely. Barack Obama<br>He signed the Omnibus with 8500 bipartisan earmarks CHANGE - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:48668 2009-03-13T01:15:00-04:00 2009-03-13T01:15:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br><br>This is the kind of change we really need AL GORE - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:48667 2009-03-13T01:07:51-04:00 2009-03-13T01:07:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br><br>The planets rectal thermometer OBAMANATION - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:48512 2009-03-12T01:48:51-04:00 2009-03-12T01:48:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Wow the problems do look different when<br>you see them from the liberal point of view. OH IM NOT A LEADER - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:48508 2009-03-12T01:40:41-04:00 2009-03-12T01:40:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br><br>...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. FALSE HOPE - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:48506 2009-03-12T01:35:50-04:00 2009-03-12T01:35:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The Liberal motto<br>If they cant swallow facts let them eat fiction.<br>Rain Bojangles LIBERAL RUSE - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:48098 2009-03-09T01:43:37-04:00 2009-03-09T01:43:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br><br>Ha Ha Fooled you OBAMA LOYALISTS - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:48097 2009-03-09T01:40:46-04:00 2009-03-09T01:40:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br><br>That explains a lot OBAMA GNOMES - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:48096 2009-03-09T01:35:30-04:00 2009-03-09T01:35:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br><br>Theyve got a plan to fix the energy crisis OBAMAS ECONOMIC PLAN - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:48095 2009-03-09T01:32:39-04:00 2009-03-09T01:32:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Spreading the wealth<br>Your plan spreads the hardship Mr. President DEMOCRATS - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:48094 2009-03-09T01:24:31-04:00 2009-03-09T01:24:31-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br><br>Corrupt and thinskinned GENERATIONAL THEFT - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:47551 2009-03-05T00:24:56-05:00 2009-03-05T00:24:56-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Tax and spend democrats have been replaced by<br>Spend and then tax liberals.<br>Sorry kids. The President just stole your future. BIPARTISANSHIP - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:47052 2009-03-02T01:40:53-05:00 2009-03-02T01:40:53-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Liberal definition Republicans just need to shut<br>the hell up and sign what I put in front of them. MARKS DOG - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:47044 2009-03-01T23:59:45-05:00 2009-03-01T23:59:45-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Genetically engineered by EGD Trained by WTFO.<br>Now its going to show Marks leg what Cubbybear taught it. TIMOTHY GEITHNER - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:46747 2009-02-28T01:24:14-05:00 2009-02-28T01:24:14-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is anyone else concerned that the guy leading the bank<br>recovery and the IRS always looks like a monkey trying to<br>do Algebra TIMMAY JEDI MIND TRICK - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:46742 2009-02-28T01:12:54-05:00 2009-02-28T01:12:54-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Oh Thats how he got elected.<br>Unfortunately that means that 52 of Americans<br>are weak minded. CONFIDENCE - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:46739 2009-02-28T00:55:25-05:00 2009-02-28T00:55:25-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The feeling you have before you<br>understand the situation HOPE - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:46605 2009-02-27T02:04:37-05:00 2009-02-27T02:04:37-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>...left us on January 20 2009.<br>Now we are just left with this mans audacity. THE ULTIMATE POLITICIAN - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:46480 2009-02-26T00:58:24-05:00 2009-02-26T00:58:24-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The statesman shears the sheep<br>the politician skins them.<br>Austin OMalley THE USUAL SUSPECTS - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:46478 2009-02-26T00:49:55-05:00 2009-02-26T00:49:55-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>In one month these three imprudent politicians<br>spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars<br>in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years. PSST - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:45708 2009-02-20T00:46:13-05:00 2009-02-20T00:46:13-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Do me a favor Joe.<br>SHUT THE HELL UP DELUSIONAL - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:45707 2009-02-20T00:39:19-05:00 2009-02-20T00:39:19-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sir that is not a holy light emanating from your presence.<br>That is the economic train wreck youve brought to the American taxpayer. MILITARY RULE 13 - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:45706 2009-02-20T00:27:28-05:00 2009-02-20T00:27:28-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br><br>Tracer rounds work in both directions THIS MAN - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:45703 2009-02-19T23:43:01-05:00 2009-02-19T23:43:01-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>He spent 700M to get a job that pays only 400K a year<br>and were supposed to believe that he has the answers<br>to fix an economic crisis WAR TRUTH 1 - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:45578 2009-02-18T23:55:16-05:00 2009-02-18T23:55:16-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.<br>You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard<br>die for his country. Gen Patton THIS MAN - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:45576 2009-02-18T23:15:59-05:00 2009-02-18T23:15:59-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>He spent 700M to get a job that pays 400K a year<br>and hes supposed to save us in an economic crisis THE STIMULUS BILL OF 2009 - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:45163 2009-02-16T01:30:32-05:00 2009-02-16T01:30:32-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Nothing ever good happens on Friday the 13th<br>but this day we all got slashed 1 TRILLION DOLLARS - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:45088 2009-02-15T23:00:37-05:00 2009-02-15T23:00:37-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Mwahahahaha Mwahahahaha Mwahahahaha Mmmm. EMERGENCY STIMULUS BILL - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:45045 2009-02-15T18:09:57-05:00 2009-02-15T18:09:57-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sergeant who the hell let that thing through the gates<br>Sir the Democrats and three Republican turncoats KLEPTOCRACY - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:44812 2009-02-13T20:48:35-05:00 2009-02-13T20:48:35-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A govt by those who seek chiefly status and<br>personal gain at the expense of the governed ANTONYMS - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:44808 2009-02-13T20:42:59-05:00 2009-02-13T20:42:59-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If the opposite of pro is con<br>what is the opposite of progress SERVICEMEN - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:44807 2009-02-13T20:27:02-05:00 2009-02-13T20:27:02-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>All gave some some gave all OUR FIRST LADYS PRIORITY - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:44806 2009-02-13T20:00:00-05:00 2009-02-13T20:00:00-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Earlier in my college career there was no doubt in my mind that as a member of<br>the Black community I was somehow obligated...and would utilize all of my present<br>ampamp future resources to benefit this community first ampamp foremost. PREVARICATOR - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:44804 2009-02-13T19:53:35-05:00 2009-02-13T19:53:35-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> pork in the Stimulus Bill Barack Obama<br>if you dont count dog parks frisbee golf course STD testing NASA<br>satellite ATV trails doorbells digital converters etc... TO AVOID BEING MISTAKEN FOR A SELLOUT - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:44801 2009-02-13T19:17:03-05:00 2009-02-13T19:17:03-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students<br>the foreign students the Chicanos the Marxist professors and<br>structural feminists. Barack Obama SOO WEE - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:44800 2009-02-13T19:09:02-05:00 2009-02-13T19:09:02-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Here pig pig pig<br>790B of taxpayers money HAWAII - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:44799 2009-02-13T19:02:55-05:00 2009-02-13T19:02:55-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Whos the idiot that built interstate highways on an island STRIP MINING - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:44798 2009-02-13T18:59:16-05:00 2009-02-13T18:59:16-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The best way to prevent forest fires THESAURUS PART 2 - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:44504 2009-02-12T00:36:15-05:00 2009-02-12T00:36:15-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Excuse me Mr. Ron.<br>You forgot a key definition in yours. TIME FLIES - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:44500 2009-02-11T23:40:26-05:00 2009-02-11T23:40:26-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When youre having rum SOCIALIST POLICIES - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:43957 2009-02-09T01:03:15-05:00 2009-02-09T01:03:15-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Money is not the only answer but it makes a difference. Barack Obama<br>Mr. President can we please see one of your other answers now LIBERAL TRUTH 2 - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:43956 2009-02-09T00:54:53-05:00 2009-02-09T00:54:53-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Responsibility and Accountability are for suckers<br>Always blame the guys on the other side of the aisle. NICE AND EASY - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:43913 2009-02-08T18:24:52-05:00 2009-02-08T18:24:52-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Now hand over 800B of your tax dollars<br>and we can avoid any catastrophe 500M IN STIMULUS BILL - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:43342 2009-02-05T00:17:00-05:00 2009-02-05T00:17:00-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>For SolarPowered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico Creates 14 jobs<br>WHAT That territory doesnt even pay federal income taxes 600M IN STIMULUS BILL - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:43340 2009-02-05T00:04:27-05:00 2009-02-05T00:04:27-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>For a Heritage Trail in Natchez MS Creates 65 jobs<br>Thats 9230769.23 for each employee to...<br>MAKE A DIRT PATH 70M IN STIMULUS BILL - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:43333 2009-02-04T23:35:22-05:00 2009-02-04T23:35:22-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>For quit smoking programs Thanks Mom<br>but wont that<br>result in tobacco workers and farmers losing their jobs SCAMWOW AKA STIMULUS BILL - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:43330 2009-02-04T23:19:08-05:00 2009-02-04T23:19:08-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Youll be saying WOW every time you see where your tax dollars are going<br>...but act now because we cant do this all day people may catch on to us THE COMPLETE QUOTE - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:42834 2009-02-02T01:08:02-05:00 2009-02-02T01:08:02-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I want him Obama to fail IF his agenda is<br>a farleft collectivism some people say socialism.<br>Why would I want socialism to succeed LIBERAL TRUTH 1 - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:42729 2009-01-31T22:55:24-05:00 2009-01-31T22:55:24-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>To win you dont have to stand for any values you merely<br>have to demonize your opponents values and stand against them REALIZATION - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:42615 2009-01-31T01:20:43-05:00 2009-01-31T01:20:43-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>That moment of lucidity when you recognize<br>theres no way you can deliver on your promises IMBECILES - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:42598 2009-01-30T23:58:22-05:00 2009-01-30T23:58:22-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Confusing a Tina Fey joke<br>with a Sarah Palin quote IDEALISM - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:42433 2009-01-29T23:47:49-05:00 2009-01-29T23:47:49-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Idealism is fine but as it approaches reality<br>the costs become prohibitive.<br>William F. Buckley Jr. PRO CHOICE LIBERALS - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:41495 2009-01-24T01:36:42-05:00 2009-01-24T01:36:42-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Theyre for abortion because they dont want any<br>competition while they whine cry and pitch fits. LIBERALISM - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:41494 2009-01-24T01:31:51-05:00 2009-01-24T01:31:51-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The modern definition of racist is<br>someone who is winning an argument with a liberal<br>Peter Brimelow PRESIDENT OBAMA - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:41493 2009-01-24T01:21:51-05:00 2009-01-24T01:21:51-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money<br>Will Rogers RATIONALIZATION - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:41364 2009-01-22T23:52:19-05:00 2009-01-22T23:52:19-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child.<br>Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start. STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSES MOUTH - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:41203 2009-01-22T00:38:43-05:00 2009-01-22T00:38:43-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>My friends we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world.<br>I hope youll join me as we try to change it. Barack Obama HE ATTENDED SOCIALIST CONFERENCES - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:40640 2009-01-19T01:42:55-05:00 2009-01-19T01:42:55-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>At Cooper Union and started lecturing his relatives<br>Source H Kennedy NY Daily News ARROGANCE - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:40635 2009-01-19T01:31:31-05:00 2009-01-19T01:31:31-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing<br>manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions ENTITLEMENT - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:40343 2009-01-17T22:51:37-05:00 2009-01-17T22:51:37-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>An epidemic sweeping across the nation FREEDOM - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:40252 2009-01-17T01:39:39-05:00 2009-01-17T01:39:39-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A. HAMAS - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:40250 2009-01-17T01:32:39-05:00 2009-01-17T01:32:39-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Keep having parades. Its maximizes the use of Israeli bombs. GREEDY - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:36789 2008-12-22T00:39:01-05:00 2008-12-22T00:39:01-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Pick One Color for Your Cause Like Everybody Else.<br>May I Suggest PackedFudge Brown KWANZAA - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:36787 2008-12-22T00:36:42-05:00 2008-12-22T00:36:42-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Bringing Racism to Christmas Since 1966 ATHEISM - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:34852 2008-12-11T00:06:04-05:00 2008-12-11T00:06:04-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its a nonprophet organization PRESIDENT BUSH - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:26074 2008-10-20T17:36:57-04:00 2008-10-20T17:36:57-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>An American hero that has protected this nation<br>amid all the whining and bullsht of liberals TROOP SUPPORT - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:26066 2008-10-20T17:27:06-04:00 2008-10-20T17:27:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A liberal Congress will always fail the military IM NOT PRESIDENT BUSH - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:25433 2008-10-16T01:06:22-04:00 2008-10-16T01:06:22-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If you wanted to run against President Bush you should have ran four years ago BLAH BLAH BLAH - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:25430 2008-10-16T00:39:53-04:00 2008-10-16T00:39:53-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Screw Joe the Plumber I can spend his money better than he can CREDIT CARDS - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:22655 2008-09-27T18:38:47-04:00 2008-09-27T18:38:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Letting you buy stupid crap you dont need with money you dont have<br>and ripping you off for 18 RED WINGS - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:17087 2008-08-21T01:06:25-04:00 2008-08-21T01:06:25-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Let your inner vampire out CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:14936 2008-08-07T00:00:13-04:00 2008-08-07T00:00:13-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When Army strong isnt quite strong enough REV. JESSE JACKSON - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:14104 2008-07-30T23:29:24-04:00 2008-07-30T23:29:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Hell cut off Obamas nuts ARMY INSTRUCTION - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:11058 2008-07-05T02:21:40-04:00 2008-07-05T02:21:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When the pin is pulled Mr. Grenade is not our friend. CHANGE - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:10680 2008-07-01T20:56:46-04:00 2008-07-01T20:56:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Because thats all youll have left when Im done... DIPLOMACY - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:10429 2008-06-29T20:32:33-04:00 2008-06-29T20:32:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Saying nice doggie until you can find a rock OBAMA SUPPORTERS - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:9756 2008-06-24T20:15:14-04:00 2008-06-24T20:15:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Americas most dangerous enemies have already endorsed him.<br>Do you THE DEMOCRATIC SEAL - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:9603 2008-06-23T23:36:51-04:00 2008-06-23T23:36:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Crying and Whining since 2000 YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:9459 2008-06-22T12:57:52-04:00 2008-06-22T12:57:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You own a 300 machine gun and a 5000 rocket launcher<br>but you cant afford shoes YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:9458 2008-06-22T12:54:36-04:00 2008-06-22T12:54:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You have more wives than teeth MY BABY ELEPHANT - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:9455 2008-06-22T12:35:05-04:00 2008-06-22T12:35:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Wanna see its trunk IS OBAMA A MUSLIM - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:9196 2008-06-19T21:33:42-04:00 2008-06-19T21:33:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>His StepBrother say he for yourself <br>httpweb.israelinsider.comArticlesPolitics12918.htm ACTIVIST CELEBRITIES - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:8364 2008-06-11T13:02:23-04:00 2008-06-11T13:02:23-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If youre not reading from a script...<br>Keep Your Mouth Shut